Archive for September, 2007

The new SNL Digital Short, “Iran So Far” is going to be bigger than Lazy Sunday. The music video features wunderkind Andy Samberg and Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine singing one of the catchiest new songs in recent memory. If that’s not enough, it also combines Jake Gyllenhaal, small children and President of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. There is nothing better…except “Dick in a Box.”

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My mother is in town and since I’m trying to be a good hostess, I let her watch whatever she wanted on TV last night. This is kind of a big deal, since we have very different taste. Caser in point, her favorite things on TV include Monk, Steven Seagal movies on TNT and old episodes of Ryan’s Hope. Not exactly the dry humor I enjoy.

But I gave it a go. What did she select? Ghost Whisperer and Las Vegas. I kid you not. It was three hours of programming about as enticing as lukewarm milk.

Ghost Whisperer was first. I tried to be open minded. If you’ve never seen the show (kudos, first of all) it’s about Melinda, a girl who sees ghosts and conveniently works at an antique shop. In this episode she thought she saw the ghost of her father…who she didn’t know had died. Gripping. I fell asleep for 10 minutes and woke up to see Jay Mohr (Last Comic Standing) making small talk with Love about spirits or hauntings or something. I closed my eyes again and woke up again, but this time my patience was rewarded and I got to see Love get sucked into a random door in the middle of the road (ala Monster’s Inc).

I was almost optimistic for Las Vegas. It’s been on for awhile and seems to have a healthy fan following. Plus, I watched one when the music of OKGo was featured throughout the episode. However, my hope quickly faded when I realized this episode was two hours long and it featured Tom Selleck (pictured). Once you work with Steve Gutenberg, the stink of mediocrity can never be cleaned. I made it through 40 minutes where I saw several morning sickness jokes, two ghosts (that’s more than Ghost Whisperer) and Josh Duhmael’s (Win A Date With Tad Hamilton) hair get spikier and spikier.

So what did I learn? When your mom comes to visit, just say no. Or take a few Ambien and see her in the morning.

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Tonight’s episode of The Office was awesome. I could write a pretty solid review of it, complete with tonight’s best quotes and the like, but certain blogs/bloggers, including the other half of this one, could probably do it better. However, I just wanted to see if anyone else was as shocked about the flagrant sale of “Support The Rabid” bracelets and “Michael Scott’s…Race For The Cure” Shirts? NBC had pop-up ads during the show prior to the plot line even appearing in the episode.

It was confusing and distracting. Don’t get me wrong, the shirt and the wrist band are super funny and are pretty cool auxiliary products. But I guess I’m just disappointed. One of the reasons The Office is so great to watch is because it’s a very aesthetically pleasing show. Between Jim (John Kransinki) and the cinematography, it really gives TV a good name. It’s not the first time ads have popped up during the show, but this is the first time the practice has been abused. Let’s hope it’s the last.

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I took notes, minute by minute, while watching Private Practice. You’re Welcome. For those of you with TiVos, consider this your spoiler alert. And if this isn’t extensive enough for you, try this out for size.

Minutes: Notes

1: How is Addison affording that house on the shore? That’s a Kate Walsh house, not an Addison Montgomery house.
2: I’ve missed Amy Brenneman. If only Tyne Daly could come back.
6: Taye Diggs is so hot.
9: “I want Ken’s sperm now.” I want to watch something else now.
18: One kiss changing your entire life? Unless someone slips you some tongue while they’re giving you mouth to mouth, I don’t think that’s happening.
27: Remnants of Greys rear their ugly head; First sign of extended metaphor/sappy music.
34: Why would you set up your hippy-dippy medical clinic 10-20 minutes form the nearest hospital? They’ve needed it twice in one day. Their premiums must be outrageous.
37: Holistic Doctor Guy (Tim Daly, Wings) just said, ” I can treat her so she won’t feel any pain.” WTF? Who let Mind Freak near the patients?
43: I’m so bored. I’m going to have BBQ for dinner and I’m getting two sides. I’ve earned it.
50: Cue the extended metaphor/melodramatic music
55: Moon Zappa must have really dug deep to get that very ethereal crying noise to come out. You only hear that at funerals. She’s the best actress on this show. I hope her character is recurring. It was so good, I won’t even make a Valley Girl comment.
56: The shows ends when Addison proves she has a bigger ego (and Adam’s Apple) than Kanye West. ” I saved her life. I saved your asses. I’m a world class neo-natal surgeon and I’m here to stay.” And in”It’s Britney Bitch” fashion, she goes on to say, ” Welcome to the new Oceanside Wellness.”


This should be very interesting…

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Tonight is the night! I haven’t been this excited since I discovered the President Bush Speech Drinking Game. The Office, Season 4, is going to premiere. Please tell me you’ve been counting down the days like I have. What’s up with Jim and Pam? Please enjoy these clips as a little taste of what’s surely going to be a fantastic season!

The Office Premiere Clip 1

The Office Premiere Clip 2

The Office Premiere Clip 3

The Office Premiere Clip 4

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Last night I watched the real world. Eight years ago that would have made me cool. Now, it kind of makes me sad and pathetic. Here’s why I did it anyway:

• The “Gay Issue” never goes away
After 20 some odd seasons you’d think the cast mates would realize that “homophobia” is silly. Thank you Trisha for setting Christian people back sixty years. How can you watch the show, season after season, then apply to get on, make it, and still make the “gay issue” relevant in your conversation. Have we not watched the gay guy befriend the homophobe almost every season since 1992? Only to find out, that, oh god forbid, gay people are just like straight people!? Wow.

• Everyone, even the crazies, are self-conscious
Thanks Parissa, for belting in the shower, then getting worried that your roommates were talking shit about you. Now you care?

Do viewers understand this? I hope so.

• The cast mates have no shame
Even though they know the show will air after their experience, and even be repeated an insane number of times, the roomies still lie to each, still talk shit about each other, and still confess their hatred for each other! This perplexes me. Have you forgotten that you’re being filmed? I assume when you’re drunk that’s ok. But, hmm.

It’s a sad, sad world if the “real world” reflects the real world.

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Phish fan-in-training Michael, 14, had the quotation of the night yesterday. This mop-topped College Dems recruit was the winner of the Gold Star, a two-pound paper weight worth $20,000. The town-council selected him because he gets the water everyday, and fixed the pump when it froze, plus he’s the dreamiest boy in all of Bonanza City. However, as down-to-earth as Michael is, his comments last night proved he’s still just a short, hippy teenager with CNN.

When asked about morale at the camp and how life was in Kid Nation, Michael replied:

“At least I’m not in Ethiopia.”

Right on Michael. You keep sticking it to the man. Check out the first signs of his political greatness.

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