I’m watching A Charlie Brown Christmas. Everytime I watch this, I think about having a son and naming him Linus.
Lucy: You think you’re so smart with that blanket. What are you gonna do with it when you grow up?
Linus: Maybe I’ll make it into a sportcoat.
You tell her Linus! Don’t let anyone change you.
On to [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Oprah’
Hump Day Update
Posted in Hump Day Update, tagged America's Most Wanted, Britney Spears, Columbo, Cop Rock, Dennis Haskins, Drew Carrey, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Ellen Degeneres, Fox, Glee, Gordon Ramsay, HBO, High School Musical, John Walsh, Jon Stewart, Oprah, Peter Falk, Saved By The Bell, The Daily Show, The Price Is Right, The View, Vanessa Hudgens, Viva Laughlin, Zac Efron on December 16, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Oprah’s Favorite Things…On The Cheap
Posted in Makes Me Wonder, tagged Oprah on November 25, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
It’s a recession era economy and even from her cashmere thrown, Oprah can tell the average American is feeling the pinch right now. With this in mind, Oprah is changing her “Favorite Things” episode a bit this year. Gone is the usual hour-of excess (last year she gave away a fridge/HDTV combo valued at over [...]
You Would Not Believe The Crap You Can Get At The Oprah Store
Posted in Something Silly, tagged Oprah on November 14, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
No seriously…you wouldn’t.
Need a $350 cashmere throw? How about a set of canvas weekender luggage?
Then do I have a store for you! The Oprah Online Store of course!
Don’t forget to pick up your stacked ceramic tea-kettle for one or an assortment of African crafts.
This place is like a Target…only really, really extravagant and covered with [...]
Hump Day Update
Posted in Hump Day Update, tagged Best Week Ever, Lost, Oprah, Power Rangers, Saved By The Bell:The College Years on October 23, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
It’s our first Hump Day Update of edubtv 2.0. Woohoo! Let’s get crackin’
Scanner ranked the Top 5 Worst TV Spin-Offs today and Saved By The Bell: The College Years came in number 1. Obviously these people have never seen…I tried to make a joke right there but upon further review I couldn’t think of a [...]
A Few Remarkable Things About Tonight’s Emmys
Posted in Award Shows, Reviews, tagged 30 Rock, Bryan Cranston, Don Rickles, Golden Globes, January Jones, Jon Hamm, Josh Groban, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Laugh-In, Oprah, Ricky Gervais, The Emmy Awards, Tina Fey, West Wing on September 22, 2008 | 1 Comment »
It ended on time, even a few minutes early. Though it got a little annoying towards the end with every presenter reminding people the show was running late and that their jokes were cut. Worse? The jokes that stayed weren’t that good. Watching Ricky Gervais blow a few minutes on a good bit was well [...]
Really Following Through On That "Giving Big" Business
Posted in In The News, tagged NFL, Oprah, Oprah's Big Give, Tony Gonzalez on July 8, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Pro-Bowl Tight End for the Kansas City Chiefs and Oprah’s Big Give judge, Tony Gonazalez, solidified his status as resident good guy when he saved a stranger’s life last week.
Apparently, Gonzalez was out to eat when he saw a man sputtering and turning blue. He leapt into action and performed the Heimlich maneuver, despite [...]
Hump Day Update
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Oprah, Top Chef on May 1, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
It’s Wednesday and always there’s too much to talk about. How was your hump day everybody?
Top Chef finally got rid of my least favorite chef. I won’t give it away, but let me just say: I’m glad he’s gone mate.
David Blaine broke the world record for holding your breath under water after breathing in pure [...]
Hump Day Updates
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Oprah on April 10, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Lots of little things to talk about today.
These new Gossip Girl ads are steamy. People are getting this much ass in high school? I should’ve spent less time in forensics.
I Tivo’ed Idol Gives Back tonight but I haven’t had a chance to watch it yet. This is probably for the best seeing as it is [...]
O-No!
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Oprah on February 2, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Because OWN isn’t scary enough, sculptor Daniel Edwards made this freaky piece called The Oprah Sarcophagus. She’s curvy, she’s bronze and she’s nude. It’s too much to bear and not necessarily a flattering depiction of Oprah. I’m sure she’ll have Edwards. “taken care of” by the end of the week.
Soon She’ll OWN You Too
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Oprah, OWN on January 16, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Oprah is getting her own Oprah themed network. I wish I were joking.
The Oprah Winfrey Network, menacingly dubbed OWN, is coming to your TV (probably wrapped in a cashmere throw) in 2009. OWN will replace the Discovery Health Channel, which is currently available in over 65 Million homes.
Oprah gets full control of the content and [...]
My Favorite Thing Is The Screaming!
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Oprah on November 21, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Oprah gave away a jillion dollars in gifts today on her annual Favorite Things episode. She traveled to Macon, Georgia for the special. Apparently, Macon boasts the largest concentrated Oprah viewership. At 4 PM everyday, 45% of TV sets in the city are tuned to that giant talking head.
But my opinions about Oprah aside, the [...]
