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The video below has everything: Cello Angry Birds Hot Dogs Pint-Sized Jewish Rappers Velvet Tuxes Robert Palmer Impersonations Hat Choreography Steve Jobs Multicolored Yarmulkes The Phrase “Tres Chic” (at least 10x) Swimming And a quick appearance by Cake Boss AND Oprah I spent pretty much every Saturday in 7th grade attending Bar/Bat Mitzvahs but none [...]

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I’m watching A Charlie Brown Christmas. Everytime I watch this, I think about having a son and naming him Linus. Lucy: You think you’re so smart with that blanket. What are you gonna do with it when you grow up? Linus: Maybe I’ll make it into a sportcoat. You tell her Linus! Don’t let anyone [...]

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It’s a recession era economy and even from her cashmere thrown, Oprah can tell the average American is feeling the pinch right now. With this in mind, Oprah is changing her “Favorite Things” episode a bit this year. Gone is the usual hour-of excess (last year she gave away a fridge/HDTV combo valued at over [...]

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No seriously…you wouldn’t. Need a $350 cashmere throw? How about a set of canvas weekender luggage? Then do I have a store for you! The Oprah Online Store of course! Don’t forget to pick up your stacked ceramic tea-kettle for one or an assortment of African crafts. This place is like a Target…only really, really [...]

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Marry: Oprah If this week confirmed anything for me it’s that anything Oprah touches, turns to gold…even things that were pretty awesome to begin with. From sobbing on Mr. Man’s shoulder during Obama’s rally in Grant Park to her wickedly wonderful guest spot on 30 Rock, Oprah’s been adding a little bit of magic to [...]

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It’s our first Hump Day Update of edubtv 2.0. Woohoo! Let’s get crackin’ Scanner ranked the Top 5 Worst TV Spin-Offs today and Saved By The Bell: The College Years came in number 1. Obviously these people have never seen…I tried to make a joke right there but upon further review I couldn’t think of [...]

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It ended on time, even a few minutes early. Though it got a little annoying towards the end with every presenter reminding people the show was running late and that their jokes were cut. Worse? The jokes that stayed weren’t that good. Watching Ricky Gervais blow a few minutes on a good bit was well [...]

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Pro-Bowl Tight End for the Kansas City Chiefs and Oprah’s Big Give judge, Tony Gonazalez, solidified his status as resident good guy when he saved a stranger’s life last week. Apparently, Gonzalez was out to eat when he saw a man sputtering and turning blue. He leapt into action and performed the Heimlich maneuver, despite [...]

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Hump Day Update

It’s Wednesday and always there’s too much to talk about. How was your hump day everybody? Top Chef finally got rid of my least favorite chef. I won’t give it away, but let me just say: I’m glad he’s gone mate. David Blaine broke the world record for holding your breath under water after breathing [...]

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Hump Day Updates

Lots of little things to talk about today. These new Gossip Girl ads are steamy. People are getting this much ass in high school? I should’ve spent less time in forensics. I Tivo’ed Idol Gives Back tonight but I haven’t had a chance to watch it yet. This is probably for the best seeing as [...]

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O-No!

Because OWN isn’t scary enough, sculptor Daniel Edwards made this freaky piece called The Oprah Sarcophagus. She’s curvy, she’s bronze and she’s nude. It’s too much to bear and not necessarily a flattering depiction of Oprah. I’m sure she’ll have Edwards. “taken care of” by the end of the week.

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Soon She’ll OWN You Too

Oprah is getting her own Oprah themed network. I wish I were joking. The Oprah Winfrey Network, menacingly dubbed OWN, is coming to your TV (probably wrapped in a cashmere throw) in 2009. OWN will replace the Discovery Health Channel, which is currently available in over 65 Million homes. Oprah gets full control of the [...]

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